Bonjour mes chéris et merci d’avoir pris le temps de relire ces bêtises. Je sais à quel point il doit être difficile de revenir pour plus…
Yep, my French lessons are coming along a treat dear Foxy fans as I get in shape – linguistically if not physically – for the DM Girls’ Summer Getaway. After all, from my own experience, those garlic noshers love nothing more than if you can get your tongue round it.
And, would you believe, we have already managed to shake off our bosses – McNotSoFatty (yep he’s still losing weight) and McThinner (yep, he’s still kept it off) – who have suddenly become far more amenable since the Beeb scandal broke.
Now heaven forbid that I would suggest they have been up to anything untoward, it’s just that I do happen to have got my sticky mitts on the Decision Marketing Nerve Centre Internet log and I know exactly the websites they have been visiting.
Suffice to say, I am not too sure their wives would be chuffed…
And, of course, my esteemed bosses are not the only ones who could be in line for a fingering. You can bet your bottom dollar that the married men of the marketing and advertising industry have been deserting the likes of Tinder, Ashley Maddison, IllicitEncounters and AdultFriendFinder in their droves ever since. Suddenly cheating doesn’t look quite so attractive now, does it fellas?
Anyway, back to me, and rather predictably, after last week’s WORLD CHOCOLATE DAY extravaganza I need a whole new wardrobe for Foxy’s French Adventure; suddenly, like June, I am bustin’ out all over.
Not that I am that worried. After all, I know for a fact that the French men do like something to grab hold of. Also, I have already got an advantage over the notoriously hirsute local sisters because I actually own a Magnitone Go Bare Rechargable Mini Travel Shaver – a snip at £23.99 on Amazon.
Et si vous tombez dans le panneau, vous êtes encore plus crédule que mes patrons, as they say on the Cote d’Azur…
Have a good one!
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